21-year-old Jessica Renea Keith, of Hudson, was pulled over after a license plate check turned up her vehicle as stolen, reports WTSP News-10 in Tampa Bay.
Then more bad luck: A subsequent search of the car revealed a substance inside that tested positive for crack cocaine. Then, during a body search at the jail, authorities found crack cocaine hidden inside her vagina.
She joins the list of folks that found out their secret dope stashes weren’t so sacrosanct.
Here’s FloriDUH’s top wicked places to stash dope – without success.
Stuart: Deputies find drugs after man gropes around buttocks
Vero Beach: Woman hid drugs in her brassiere and private parts
Sarasota: Cocaine smuggled into jail via inmate’s rectum lands 3 in hospital
Punta Gorda: Odd gait alerts jail officials to drugs in an inmate’s rectum
Bradenton: It wasn’t a hernia that cops felt
Bradenton: Woman claims pills in her private area weren’t hers, cops say
Brooksville:Nutty way to sneak contraband into the pokey: Inmate used his testicles
Sarasota jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum – including store receipt
Port Charlotte: The last straw: Woman hid drugs in genitals
Punta Gorda: Inmate sold heroin hidden in her private body part
Palmetto: Report: Inmate used rubber band to tie drugs to his genitals
Naples: Woman hid drugs in her private parts, deputies say
Crestview: Man tries to hide drug stash in his family jewels
Port St. Lucie: Pot pipe turns out to be a pain in the butt
Fort Pierce: They don’t call it ‘crack’ for nothing: Deputies say dog alerts to drugs in man’s buttocks
Fort Myers: Inmate hid drugs in her private parts, deputies say
Crestview: It doesn’t pay to ‘get cheeky’ with cops
Fort Myers: Don’t be cheeky: Man hides crack up his crack
Jacksonville: Fat inmate hid pot, tobacco in folds of stomach
Get the DUHtails at WTSP News-10 in Tampa Bay.
Photo: Pasco County Sheriff’s Office
